😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Not something I really saw, but while out cycling today. I went up to watchtree nature reserve. At this place they have huge wind turbines. Well they were not on, so I asked the person who worked there, why the wind turbines were not on. His answer was serious and he did not appreciate me laughing a snorty laugh in his face. He said… had to shut them down as it is to windy! FFS! It is there one job!

I cycled head on into the bloody wind, so I expect a wind turbine to be on!

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Samir Nasri’s twitter:

https://twitter.com/SamNasri19

edit: doh. shoulda done a screen shot.

what was it?

Are the BBC admitting that the refs are not always true to the game

Bent penalty gives Derby win over Birmingham

Cheating bastards

Originally posted by @Fatso

what was it?

Some stuff about shagging prostitutes. Hacked allegedly.

Hacking prostitutes wasn’t that the Yorkshire Rippers modis operandi ?

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Scarlett Johansson has been named as the top grossing actor of 2016 by Forbes magazine.

Did I miss the sex change surely she is an actress?

Oh, Phil, oh Phil…

I’d explain the sexual emancipation that the female sex has undergone since you left these shores, but I fear it’d scare the shit out of you.

We’ve even had a female Prime Ministeress too.

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Sexual emancipation is that not just sex with a skinny bird?

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Originally posted by @Fatso

what was it?

Samir Nasri twitter explained:

“You look like a 16 year old lesbian Samir” :lou_lol:

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Good effort.

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But even better?

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I always thought the “Drip Doctor’s” was a VD clinic

Nice boots Goaty…where they a Chrissy pres?

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Looking at that pic, why have you lent them to Bletch?

They’ll come back covered in sperm, blood and Brewdog.

His three favourite festive tipples.

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Just watched this. Brilliant.

“I was taking it for dinner before Shagging it”

is what he. Meant to say