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Danny Murphy has been speaking on BBC Radio 5 live about Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge and he has interesting opinions on his future thereā¦
āItās a difficult one with Sturridge because I think heās probably the most talented striker in England and the best finisher but the way [manager Jurgen] Klopp wants to play I canāt see him being first choice when everybodyās fit. I donāt know the lad but he doesnāt seem the type of lad who is going to be happy to sit around on the bench. Iād be surprised if next season he was still a Liverpool player.ā
Hmm, has Mr Murphy been shmoking something??
Canāt decide if he is trolling or his girlfriend needs to have a little chat with him. Bless.
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If only we could like āhold it inā would save so much hassle.
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Teenage Onanist more like (look it up 
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Mind you if I could āhold it inā then thatād solve my half-pint bladder syndrome after Iāve broken the sealā¦
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Half-pint bladder? Lucky bastard.
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News Thump ā@ newsthump 4m4 minutes ago
NEWS! āFake Sheikhā begins 15 month investigation into prison sodomy http://bit.ly/2eZdtIz
Itās ok Bob, Iāve edited it for you 
EDIT 2 ā¦ just realised this posts 3 days old ā¦ oh well, itās been a long week
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Originally posted by @Bathsaint
sharp as a razor today ā¦ only took me an hour !! (and without the help of google)
Worth it thoā 
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My wife told me the watch she bought me last Christmas cost over Ā£5kā¦honest!
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I pondered a Schrodinger/Pete Burns joke yesterday. But Iām not clever enough.
I pawsed, before deciding your joke crashed and Burnsā¦
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Think that joke was DOA mateā¦