😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Monkey Tennis
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Looks great, if you don’t mind your partner watching you having a dump…

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You could throw dogging parties in the winter when it’s a bit chilly for carparks

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Dunno what dogging parties you go to Steve, but watching someone having a dump is a bit of a specialist pastime

:lou_wink:

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No superclubs or ice rinks deep in the woods, Cob … they have to get creative for entertainment.

… so I’ve been told :lou_sunglasses:

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Which leads me to ask the inevitable question: Does Bearsey shit in the woods?

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Bollocks … YOU !!!

Knew the question was coming but from a shortlist of two, my money was on Bletch to pip you to it.

Anyway, I wouldn’t know what Bearsy gets up to in the woods but I’ll ask my copper mate … he’s in special branch :lou_lol:

and Cob … lI know you’re trigger happy today so don’t forget who asked the question

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Oh, I’ve just twigged about your copper pun

Think you need to do a root and branch review of your joke-smithery though

:lou_wink:

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Does your copper mate go green when it rains?

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We all love the environment over these parts mate … rain or shine

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This smooth bastard was the Friday night entertainment at our hotel in Albufeira last week. Disappointed to find out it wasn’t another of Steve Coogan’s alter-egos and that no women were involved…

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Isn’t Sexta Friday a line from a Craig David song?

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Yeah I think you’re right, from the song “Quim Muncher”…“sexta on a Friday”

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So I can cross this off my bucket list, in the sense that I don’t want to do it anymore :lou_surprised:

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Fuck that!

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Has Bearsy been in Honduras? He has been very quietly lately

A man has had his “completely dead” penis removed after it was stuck in a bottle he was using as a sex toy for four days.

The 50-year-old eventually sought help at a Honduran hospital where he was told he was suffering from necrosis, a death of body cells.

Mind you using a sex toy for four days, that’s some staying power.

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Originally posted by @Sfcsim

True for pretty much any commercial radio station. “No repeat work day!” Yeah but you played all these songs yesterday and the day before you cunts!