Looks great, if you donât mind your partner watching you having a dumpâŚ
You could throw dogging parties in the winter when itâs a bit chilly for carparks
Dunno what dogging parties you go to Steve, but watching someone having a dump is a bit of a specialist pastime
No superclubs or ice rinks deep in the woods, Cob ⌠they have to get creative for entertainment.
⌠so Iâve been told
Which leads me to ask the inevitable question: Does Bearsey shit in the woods?
Bollocks ⌠YOU !!!
Knew the question was coming but from a shortlist of two, my money was on Bletch to pip you to it.
Anyway, I wouldnât know what Bearsy gets up to in the woods but Iâll ask my copper mate ⌠heâs in special branch
and Cob ⌠lI know youâre trigger happy today so donât forget who asked the question
Oh, Iâve just twigged about your copper pun
Think you need to do a root and branch review of your joke-smithery though
Does your copper mate go green when it rains?
We all love the environment over these parts mate ⌠rain or shine
This smooth bastard was the Friday night entertainment at our hotel in Albufeira last week. Disappointed to find out it wasnât another of Steve Cooganâs alter-egos and that no women were involvedâŚ
Isnât Sexta Friday a line from a Craig David song?
Yeah I think youâre right, from the song âQuim MuncherââŚâsexta on a Fridayâ
Fuck that!
Has Bearsy been in Honduras? He has been very quietly lately
A man has had his âcompletely deadâ penis removed after it was stuck in a bottle he was using as a sex toy for four days.
The 50-year-old eventually sought help at a Honduran hospital where he was told he was suffering from necrosis, a death of body cells.
Mind you using a sex toy for four days, thatâs some staying power.
Originally posted by @Sfcsim
True for pretty much any commercial radio station. âNo repeat work day!â Yeah but you played all these songs yesterday and the day before you cunts!