I often wondered what happened to that guy sat on the wall playing the banjo in Deliverance.
Yay!
I’m gonna make a fortune!
Got the UK franchise rights for this leading brand of Polish home decoration products.
Thinking of selling them in multi packs to CCHQ.
They should be in to loads of …
Fuck - that’s ruined the Ayatollahs present
Maybe a weight watchers subscription instead
There are easier ways to avoid Christmas dinner than a broken jaw.
High risk presents are my forte
She got a frying pan last year
Sorted
So tempted…
The upside of this will be that it hurts less when she throws it at me
When i was a child i remember my old man, who wasn’t really into giving Christmas presents,that was my mother’s job, brought one for my mother, wrapped very nicely under the tree. Much to everyone’s surprise, not least hers. She opened it to reveal - a dustpan and brush. Her sense of humour deserted her for a while!
My uncle always tells my aunt to buy herself whatever she wants. This has always annoyed her and she decided not to bother. Come Christmas day, when all the family were there and she was asked what he had got her, she turned to him and quietly said “you haven’t given me my present yet. Have you even bought it?”
He if course assumed she’d just do as he’s always asked. My cousins tore him to pieces as they never knew and completely humiliated him in front of the whole family for the whole holiday.
So @CB-Saint remember women never forget a slight and will wait literally decades for pay back. Be careful, but if you can’t be careful here’s another cook book to consider.
I saw someone describe this as a “manel”.
No Ashworth any more.
Edit: who is Dodds and is she any good?
Looks a weak line up, so a potential chance to embarrass the tories.
Hope she brings up the economic warfare on the disabled and others at their most vulnerable. We call ourselves a civilised nation, so remind everyone how uncivilised our government really are. Add homelessness, child poverty and of course the NHS and make the murderous evil squirm with the facts and figures thrown at them.
For it to be truly authentic it should also give you a dose of the Galloping Trots.