That is such a looooonnnng link it scares me… it has ‘this way to the dark web and then have al your porn viewing habits exposed to spies’ written al one it… oops, now i have linked spies and porn in the same post, will this get flagged by government?
Did it nick your ice-cream? 
Not my pic unfortunately, but I’m pretty sure it’s the same bstd that nicked my Fish & Chips in St Ives 10 years ago
There’s a brilliant vid somewhere of a seagull plotting and executing the theft of a pie, accompanied by a running commentary from the taff filming it. If I can find it I’ll post it.
Here you go… 
Does it have a prostate sensor?
Yep…
Bob’s watch senses your prostate?
Is that wireless or does it have a probe?
Does yours have a prostrate sensor?
Yes, but it’s faulty.
Every time I have a pint the alarm goes off.
