Captain Kidd @ kidd_kong78 5h5 hours ago
Surely there’s an easier way to blow up a balloon
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Originally posted by @saintbletch
This is what happens when the Bear gets involved in costume design
I understand “spokeless” but I’m not sure what “connected, smart and modular” are all about. Where would you put your shopping on that bike? It should come with a version that has a basket. I’d swap “smart” for “basket”.
I think the modular bit means that they have loads of places where you can attach mirrors, flags and “RAF” symbols
…but nowhere for baskets? Utter bellends.
Did you even bother reading the link Twatso?? In the wheels itself!!
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Dont they already have those trike things in london. The ones where you sit behind the bloke pedalling whilst the slipstream wafts BO into your nostrils
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I did read the link. That’s not a basket. And I don’t want my shopping being all shaken up and spun around. Imagine opening a bottle of fizzy pop after it’s been going round and round in the wheels. Ill thought out rubbish.
Originally posted by @Fatso
fizzy pop
Fizzy pop? What the fuck is that? You sound like a northern bastard. It’s fucking lemonade or coke or something. Not fizzy pop.
Also probably explains why you’re so fucking fat if you’re drinking barrel loads of that shite.
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I thought you lost lots of weight if you used coke??
I’ve got to admit, this post hurt.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @TheCholulaKid
Originally posted by @Fatso
fizzy pop
Fizzy pop? What the fuck is that? You sound like a northern bastard. It’s fucking lemonade or coke or something. Not fizzy pop.
Also probably explains why you’re so fucking fat if you’re drinking barrel loads of that shite.
I’ve got to admit, this post hurt.
It was the Northern Bastard bit wasn’t it?
Mostly between your nostrils. It turns out that “bulk” is quite handy for making your nose look normal.
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Wise words mate…
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