I think I need to try this!!
Well as WTF moments go, this is up there. What I discovered was at the end of the traffic jam in Burley today
http://newforestfairyfestival.com
Hundreds of adults dressed up as fairies
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As a kid we always thought people from Burley were a bit weird, but dressing up as fairies? At a Gay Pride march I can understand, but in the New Forest?..ah, on second thoughtsâŚ
Hope you werenât too traumatised CB Saint
It seems Haribo Sugar Free Gummy Bears are the shit. Literally. Our Bear does not produce these side-effects.
These bears are bad. Very, very bad. I doubted the authenticity of the majority of these reviews so I took it upon myself as a man of science, fueled by curiosity to see for myself how bad these things really were.
Itâs been 15 agonizing hours since the first gummy bear entered my body and Iâm typing this from a toilet.
It all began when I saw an internet article that pointed me to these reviews, how I rue that day. I laughed for at least an hour at the ridiculous stories, sure they were entertaining, but these so-called âhell-bearsâ as so many reviewers refer to them as couldnât live up to the hype. So, I naturally did what any curious, doubtful person with a lot of free time on their hands would do, I ordered a 5 lb bag.
After deriding these sugar free gummy bears to everyone I knew and pointing them to the funny reviews that had no substance I was incredibly excited when I arrived home from the gym and the box was there in front of me, nearly a week before the anticipated arrival date. In retrospect, I realize I should have never taunted the hell bears to arrive so soon, for I was ill prepared.
I tore open the package at 6 pm and sat down to enjoy some incredibly delicious gummy bears and watch Netflix. I ate with abandon for 30 minutes straight, even going as far as to fill my mouth with a handle as the timer went off. I figured 30 minutes of eating would be good enough to produce an effect, being a 6â4" 270 lb strongman competitor I wanted to be sure I ate enough as to leave no doubt. I estimate I consumed around a pound of the bears during that sitting and it was pure bliss, at the time.
https://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-Free-Gummy-Bears/product-reviews/B008JELLCA
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Thanks Pap - an hour of my life Iâll never get back.
Almost shat myself (excuse the pun) reading some of the comments
the luck of the Irish may just have run out
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Meanwhile, in SwedenâŚ
Two teenage Pokemon Go players received the fright of their lives when they apparently stumbled across a couple having sex in a park while dressed as pigs.
âThey wore rubber masks depicting pigsâ heads and they started screaming and waving a green laser,â their mother said after reporting the incident to the police.
The amorous couple, who were wearing âKingâ and âQueenâ t-shirts, were not finished there and decided to also have a sexual encounter near a village waterwheel on Friday.
They caused a traffic jam after shocked motorists stopped to witness the strange sex session.
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Just another of those 'laser-brandishing people dressed as pigs fucking on a waterwheel in front of Pokemon Go players causes traffic chaosâ stories.
It nearly has everything.
Maybe Sam and David are having a bit of fun now that he is out of a jobâŚ
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Iâm not sure Sam needed to be there, unless sheâs filming it for him and the pigâŚ
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Chris Morris is a genius. I remember that sketch from back in the day, but was very pleased to be reminded of it.
He completely exploits their need for self-publication.
Iâve had this tribute ready for a multi forum legend for a while, and was waiting for him to start moaning about the MOBOs or something. Heâs been good lately. I know he wonât mind this.
