😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

https://twitter.com/kenradio/status/1063697580897398785

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Quite a nice story and he even gets his own Xmas advert this year.

I thought Sotonians was something similar, then I realised we’re mostly middle aged blokes who like alcohol and food (& some weidos who are golfists and/or cyclomentalists)

:lou_is_a_flirt:

Been deluding myself that I am the cool one on this site until I just ticked all those boxes :lou_surprised:

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https://twitter.com/TonyJohnstone56/status/1064866825383682048?s=19

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A good follow on twitter for all you ravers.
https://twitter.com/RetroRave2/status/1064887919368986627

https://twitter.com/RealMattLucas/status/1065179585749250048?s=19

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Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
When all is ready he begins to speak:

“My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra.”

“My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road.”

“My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre.”

“Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road .”

The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy’s wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O’Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"…

“Property?”, his wife replies. “That was his window cleaning round.”

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Saudi product placement could be better handled, like.

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Unexpected consequences. GDPR kills Santa…

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Now i appreciate that this is “bordering” on dark humour but…

Whilst the lad in the video has had a hard time of it, at first glance he looks blessed in other ways

A general cricket “news” thing. There is an international T10 league playing out in Sharjah (Eoin Morgan is involved)

Last night in the first day of matches (3 x 90 minute games)

The side batting 1st scored 95 off 10 overs.
The side batting second scored them in

FOUR Overs

Mahammad Shahzad (Afghanistan) scored 74 in 16 balls. And yes this is franchise cricket and yes there are 2 UAE (2nd tier ODI level) players in each roster, but these are International cricketers!

https://twitter.com/ESPNcricinfo/status/1065476618339016706

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https://twitter.com/TonyJohnstone56/status/1065419601704562695

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Wiltshire police have raided a house behind the library in Trowbridge Wiltshire, and found Drugs with a street value of £4 million 12 AK47 rifles and 22 hand grenades. Local residents are in a state of shock as they didn’t know Trowbridge had a library.

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