Now you might be wondering how this is funny
However when you read down the article, you discover that they tried to stop him by pelting him with pétanque balls.
Petanque balls would have hurt if connected properly and as you normally have a group of 20 people with min 3 balls each thats 60 450gm steel balls heading your way
Ouch.
Retirement looking better every minute … I’ve given myself an extension of their interpretation of the upper limit of Middle Age 
Sometimes, your name should preclude you from doing certain things.
Meet Dr Susan Swearer, due to keynote at the World Anti-Bullying Forum.
https://twitter.com/wabforum/status/1039092872811823104
I’m sure I’m not alone in hoping her opening line is “Right yis soft cunts, yis all need to toughen up, you fucking wimps. If ye don’t, I’ll twat ye”.
I’m sure my hopes will be dashed.
Poor lad will be a laughing stock at school when he hands that in!! Meanwhile I am faced with the prospect of images of Badgers with Square Buttholes everytime I use an Oxo Cube for the rest of my living days!! 
I am now wondering if the same sort of thing is at play here with my kids not being great fans of Raisins, after years of us leaving some scattered about near the mince pie and glass of port we left out for Santa each Xmas, and saying they were Reindeer droppings 
Continuing with the Door Bell Fun!!
Why do all IT geeks have beards?
I don’t know, why do all IT geeks have beards?
They never get a raise. Er, I’ll get get my coat.