😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

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https://twitter.com/jaymartin17/status/1037987090800287745

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He’s probably moved on to the next blind bint

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I had an Eastern European come to clean my apartment today.
Took her 15 hours

She was a slow vac

:lou_facepalm_2: That’s not funny…even after 5 Hobgoblins.

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It is tho’

:lou_lol:

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https://twitter.com/BorisJohnson_MP/status/1038036428956073984?s=19

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Nice quip from David Gower on Sky - camera zoomed in on Boris at the ciricket.
“Ah, there’s Boris, sitting on his own”,

Meanwhile
Ouch

https://twitter.com/weegie113/status/1038339148699062272

Bloody hell.

Thought I’d make sure her plane hasn’t turned round or anything daft. How busy is it up in the sky??

Does look a bit chaotic

Is @ericofarabia on shift by any chance?

1st time I’ve seen evidence of why I wouldn’t want his job!

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It is scary the amount of planes in the air at any one time.

Have to admit Flightradar24 is quite addictive though

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Don’t think Crouchy should give up the day job just yet

I’m really sorry

But…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BnYc44VhVtz/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1x15l4jmuqpdd

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Holy Shit!! Please tell me this isn’t real.

How on earth do you realise that you are even capable of projectile dumping and how many times did he fail before tossing this absolute cabor to the back of the pan?

And finally why would you want somebody filming you it?

Bringing toilet level down to a new level … well done.

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Think we need something to get that last video out the system

https://twitter.com/TomHall/status/1038679877203812354

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Read all of it… there are more parts to the tweet in the replies

https://twitter.com/OrkneyLibrary/status/1036624470121820161?s=19

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Genuinely funny

I almost did a little wee…

First genuine lol moment on this thread for a long time. Genius

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https://twitter.com/footbalIfights/status/1038788830214713345