Did she score that with her bangers.
Nope, she used her Map of Tasmania.
Well its got a decent shot on it
Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, made my lunch, grabbed my clubs, slipped quietly into the garage and proceeded to back out into a torrential down pour.
The wind was blowing 50 mph.I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio, and discovered that the weather would be bad throughout the day.
I went back into the house, quietly undressed, and slipped back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife’s back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, ‘The weather out there is terrible.’
My loving wife of 20 years replied, ‘Can you believe my stupid husband is out golfing in that crap?’
I still don’t know to this day if she was joking, but I have stopped golfing.
In today’s totally unexpected news category White Hart Lane not ready, they lose an EPL UCL and NFL game.
So THAT’s why they didn’t sign anyone in the summer!
And PSG are going to offer 100m for Erikson if the rumours are true
I saw this on the BBC and thought you should see it:
Video apparently shows Mo Salah using a phone while driving -
Pompey are out of their first cup competition 
FT Portsmouth 1 - 2 AFC Wimbledon
and it was an own goal that put them out.
Somewhat funny and awful at the same time.