😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn't Bored

Monkey Tennis
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Real Life Breaking Bad

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FUCK OFFFFF!!

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This looks suspiciously like dissent and, added to your vulgarity makes you a prime candidate for deportation.

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Funny but true story…

My wife’s family, Sotonians, goes a long way back. Her grandmother met her grandfather (a Canadian airman in WW1) married and emigrated to Canada, where my wife’s father was born. Grandfather walked out on the family and was never seen again.

Grandmother returns to Southampton with my wife’s father when he was less than a year old. Raised in Southampton. He joins the Merchant Navy in WW2…torpedoed twice in the Med and survived the North Sea Convoys. Chef on The Queen Mary after the war…a well travelled man.

In the early years of this century he decides to go on a cruise and applies for a Passport as he’s never had one…Merchant seamen didn’t need one, just their MN I D card. Passport refused by the Passport Office…you’re Canadian. :lou_surprised:

Goes on cruise and refused entry on his return…you’re Canadian, no resident’s permit. Sorted after being grilled for 3 hours at Dover.

Passed away a few years ago so didn’t have to go through Teresa May’s Hostile pursuit of Illegals.

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you’re not a Trotter are you?

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If he is then this time next year he’ll be a millionaire

:lou_wink_2:

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Perhaps we should have a separate “windrush-esq” thread?

EDIT : @saintbletch & @pap - again, it’s probably me but I can’t seem to start a new discussion as the topic drop down box doesn’t like me i.e. It doesn’t work.

You can’t use the double space excuse clause this time. :lou_wink:

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Old Goat Quiz - Great mental exercise

Which of the following names are you familiar with?

  1. Monica Lewinsky

  2. Spiro Agnew

  3. Benito Mussolini

  4. Adolf Hitler

  5. Jorge Bergoglio

  6. Alfonse Capone

  7. Vladimir Putin

  8. Linda Lovelace

  9. Saddam Hussein

  10. Tiger Woods

You had trouble with #5, didn’t you?

You know all the liars, criminals, adulterers,
murderers, thieves,
sluts and cheaters, ]

but you don’t know the

Pope?

Lovely, just lovely.

Sometimes I worry about you lot!

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Made I laff. :lou_wink_2:

Wildlife Photographer of the Year winner disqualified for using stuffed Anteater

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The Anteater was wild it had been stuffed.

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A guy going by the moniker of Foka Wolf is sticking posters up around Birmingham. Here is an example.

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Rod Stewart started the list of bad Prime ministers with Maggie May

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I think the snakes might be shagging not fighting. I saw a couple of cobras at it once in Thailand, quite a crowd gathered to watch. I must confess i kept my distance though.

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Run that past me again…I’m all ears.

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WHY I OUGHTTA!! :lou_angry:

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He did better than that

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Yo…

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