Looks more like Cherie is checking his prostate
There needs to ne some sort of advisory on that picture. I instinctively grabbed a hole punch and almost lobbed it at the screen. Usually with a couple, there is one who is less bad than the other, however the Blairs have taken equality to another level.
āLeave it Tone, ees not worth itā.
Thatās my Christmas day cooking duties sorted.
Is that a core sample of one of your turds
Gotta love it when UNITED fuck up.
I was only one of the cameraās in the press conference. Jose had to do it, did the flash interviews and just ran up to the main presser. There was only one local radio guy. His post match was 2mins of blaming Bristol City for being lucky.
Iām not a Bristol City fan obvs, but last night was one of the greatest games of football/sport. I was doing lives from 11am for SSN including the groundsman, kit bloke, Phil Neville (dick), Danny Higginbottom (nice guy), CEO dude, Steve Lansdon owner dude. Interviewed the little boy ball too. Itās a lovely story
*BITCOIN*
A lot of monkeys lived near a village.
One day a merchant came to the village to buy these monkeys!
He announced that he will buy the monkeys @ $100 each. 
The villagers thought that this man is mad.
They thought how can somebody buy stray monkeys at $100 each?
Still, some people caught some monkeys and gave it to this merchant and he gave $100 for each monkey. 
This news spread like wildfire and people caught monkeys and sold it to the merchant.
After a few days, the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 200 each.
The lazy villagers also ran around to catch the remaining monkeys!
They sold the remaining monkeys @ 200 each.
Then the merchant announced that he will buy monkeys @ 500 each!
The villagers start to lose sleep! ā¦ They caught six or seven monkeys, which was all that was left and got 500 each.
The villagers were waiting anxiously for the next announcement.
Then the merchant announced that he is going home for a week. And when he returns, he will buy monkeys @ 1000 each!
He asked his employee to take care of the monkeys he bought. He was alone taking care of all the monkeys in a cage.
The merchant went home.
The villagers were very sad as there were no more monkeys left for them to sell it at $1000 each.
Then the employee told them that he will sell some monkeys @ 700 each secretly. 
This news spread like fire. Since the merchant buys monkey @ 1000 each, there is a 300 profit for each monkey.
The next day, villagers made a queue near the monkey cage.
The employee sold all the monkeys at 700 each. The rich bought monkeys in big lots. The poor borrowed money from money lenders and also bought monkeys!
The villagers took care of their monkeys & waited for the merchant to return. 
But nobody came! ā¦
Then they ran to the employeeā¦
But he has already left too !
The villagers then realised that they have bought the useless stray monkeys @ 700 each and unable to sell them! 
The Bitcoin will be the next monkey business
It will make a lot of people bankrupt and a few people filthy rich in this monkey business. 
Thatā how it will workš¤£
Sometimes you have to hold your hand up and sayā¦let him goā¦ 
Cautionary Tale
A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client
after what started out as a routine inking session, left both requiring
emergency hospital treatment.
Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had
visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the
finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot
race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes
up the story.
āIt was a big job in more ways than one.ā he told us āIād just lit a roll up
and was finishing off a centurions helmet. Itās delicate, close up work.
Next thing is, I sense a slight ripple in the buttock cleavage area just
around Charlton Hestonās whip, and a hissing sound - more of a whoosh than a
rasp - and before I know whatās happening, thereās a flame shooting from her
arse to my fag and my beards gone up like an Aussie bush fire.ā
Jason says he rushed to the studio sink to quell the flames, only to turn
round and see Tracey frantically fanning her buttock area with a damp towel.
The flames had travelled down the gas cloud and set fire to her thong which
was smoking like a cheap firework.
āTo be honestā, said Jason, āI didnāt even realise she was wearing one.
Youād need a sodding mining licence and a torch to find out for sure. She
could have had a complete wardrobe in there and Iād have been none the
wiser.ā
Jason and Tracey were taken to Rotherham District Hospital accident and
emergency department where they were treated for minor burns and shock. Both
are adamant that the other is to blame.
āIām furiousā said Jason, āIāve got a face like a mange-ridden dog and my
left eyebrows not there anymore. I donāt know about Ben Hur - Gone With The
Windās more like it. You donāt just let rip in someoneās face like that.
Itās dangerous.ā
But Tracey remains both angry and unrepentant;
āIām still in agony,ā she said, āand Charlton Heston looks more like Sidney
bloody Poitier now. Jason shouldnāt have had a fag on the go and thereās no
way Iād guff on purpose. Heād had me on all fours for nearly an hour. I can
only put up with that for so long before nature takes its course. My Kev
knows that. I give him my five second warning and Iād have done the same for
Jason, but I didnāt get chance - it just crept out.ā
Ted Walters from the South Yorkshire Fire and Rescue service wasnāt
surprised when we told him what had happened "People just donāt appreciate
the dangers. " he told us, āWe get called out to more flatulence ignition
incidents than kitchen fires these days, now people have moved over to oven
chips. We have a slogan 'Flame 'n fart - keep āem apartā. Anyone engaging in
an arse inking scenario would do well to bear that in mind in future.ā
^^^^^ Should have carried out a proper risk assessment before he started. These tattooed munters are simply gas-bags waiting to go offā¦just look what happened to The Hindenburg.
Dogs defend shepherd as heās attacked by his own sheepā¦
NOT. 