Itāll be carnage down there after a radioactive flock of sparrows have flown out of his arse. Canāt imagine heāll want to put anything back up thereā¦
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Because we love statue snafu stories, this one is pretty much up there in the āYou only had one jobā universeā¦
Just want to pass on my condolences to CBS.
There truly is nothing worse than a dose of the shots on a long haul flight.
Unless youāve also just had knee surgery canāt bend the knee and are on crutchesā¦
Triple dose of Imodium worked - at least I have made it to Dubai
Probably wont be able to shit for a week
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You have travel insurance? Miss your connection due to a medical emergency and take the evening flight then leg it up Barasti to watch the game!!
Bon voyage and make sue you day trip up into the Tea Plantations and Nurawa Eliya if possible!
Actually. better plan Iāll get Eric to mess up parking your inbound plane and you wonāt need the insurance and youāll get EU compoā¦
Mrs G: āAre you looking at pussy on your laptop again?ā
Me: āIt makes me laugh darling.ā
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You posting images of your willy again?
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ā¦ justice works in mysterious ways LOL
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Well if truth be told its fair to say there is a dick in this pictureā¦
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Seriously, when I looked on my phone earlier I couldnāt see a picture!! Go figure!
Itās only a game.
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This report on the BBC this morning made me chuckle.
A planned demonstration by the EDL in Chelmsford yesterday was cancelled at the last minute - after only two protesters turned up. Essex police said the force had "acted on intelligence"and put on extra patrols in Chelmsford on Saturday. The EDL has not responded to requests for comment!
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Walkers too stoned to get off mountain - would have thought they could have floated down tbhā¦
Of course I can help you move house 
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WTF?
You moved Tokyo Saintās house for him?
So THATās where he went
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