I shouldnât butâŚ
But there are 7 cups and no mugs in that photo.
Definitely not Liverpool then 
Gotta love Boring James Milner
I like that its available in Black
Okay, tech bods, anyone know how to post an imgur video?
It appears that Liam Gallaghers son has been trolling Noel Gallaghers daughter on twitter. It is true then that the apple never falls far from the tree.
This is quite good i thought.
In what some security experts fear could be a high-stakes war of Elton John lyrics, minutes after Donald Trump called Kim Jong Un âRocket Manâ, the North Korean dictator responded by calling Trump "Honky Catâ.
As he issued the Elton John-based attack, Kim warned that he had an extensive collection of the singer-songwriterâs albums and was prepared to weaponize every lyric in them.
The White House immediately struck back, warning Kim that âany further provocation involving an Elton John lyric, especially âTiny Dancerâ, will be seen as an act of warâ.
But any hope that Kim would be silenced was short lived.
Responding to the White House, Kim stated, âI See The Bitch Is Backâ, before signing off, âGoodbye Yellow-Wigged Toadâ
I enjoyed this.
Then it went FFS and I lolâd a lot
Foo Fighters - Car Pool Karaoke and beyond âŚ
This is not making me laugh, but I m sure it will make you chuckle.
Just had lunch - piri piri wrap. Unfortunately it was bastard hot and now my tummy is doing flip flops and emitting all sorts of gurgling sounds.
Now this would normally be OK if I wasnt about to get on a plane for 12 hours in afew hours time.
Had Piri-Piri Chicken at a beach bar in The Algarve several years ago. Made the mistake of saying we liked it HOT!
They watched from the back of the bar whilst we tackled their foodâŚfuck me, nose running, lips numb, high colour, tongue on fire. Donât remember if we got as far as swallowing any of it. 
Just pebble dashed the bogs at Gatwick.
Whimper
I feel for you
Wind / the squits at 40,000ft is âinterestingâ
Recommended a quick trip to Boots and stock up with Imodium & dioralyte.
Good luck
How many Imodium can I have before the dose is fatal?
Really looking forward to the curries in Sri Lanka
When youâve reached the oral limit, use the rest as suppositorys.