Oh, I read that originally as âautistic swimmerâ
My sympathy has now gone. Am I a bad person?
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YesâŚ
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Phew 
Just seen what looked like a large monkey flying over the house. Probably just some hot air baboon.
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My 6 tb mechanical hard drive which has 3.4 tb of gentlemanâs literature on is giving up the ghost, so I am frantically moving stuff around on my ssd back ups to rescue this very important historic data.
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This collection is too important to be lost to the nation. Have you thought of donation?âŚ.of said literature obviously.
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Same with bikes - I love it when someone overtakes me obviously having put a massive effort in to catch me up. They glide by trying to look nonchalant, as if it was nothing.
They then feel compelled to distance you
Which I donât let them do (unless they are a proper racing snake)
You can sit ten yards off their back wheel for mile after mile watching them surreptitiously looking back to see where you are - and all the time they are blowing out of their arse
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On a cruise ship, caged birds without the crueltyâŚ
Plus you donât have to feed them, and they donât shit all over the place. Win/win.
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Can you teach them to call the captain a cunt
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Iâll try that next week, and report back. 
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What if I like the cruelty?
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Weâll ban you from this site 
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Cancel Culture for the Sotonians Faithful 
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I get so few chances to cancel anything other than unwanted subscriptions
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