Iād still hope they were slaughtered humanely 
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When Ralph said we needed strengthening on the wingsā¦ 
Thatās pretty well done, apart from the bloke who should have been cut in half by the wingā¦
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He just seems to stand there while the wing breaks off, doesnāt he 
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Labour shortage innitā¦
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Man Utd are in talks with a Middle Eastern Royal Family for a potential take overā¦ The head of the family is Sheik Anvacā¦ He has promised to put the freshness back.
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I initially read that as
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Thatās a great photo mate, perfect lighting. And Iām impressed that you kept hold of them. 
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Cheeky bugger. The last thing to come off rationing were sweets. I had a very deprived childhood but good teeth.
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Which you inherited from your grandmother and keep in a glass by the side of your bed each night?
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Actually I have a full set of natural teeth. My gg grandad got them at Waterloo. They belonged to a porter on platform 17.
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Did you write that old music hall gag?
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'ereās one, Missusā¦
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Why are they all wearing identical jackets? Military?