😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

[scotty]

@BTripz

Olives are plant based, who knew

I’d still hope they were slaughtered humanely

[Polski_Filip]

[scotty]

When Ralph said we needed strengthening on the wings…

[BTripz]

That’s pretty well done, apart from the bloke who should have been cut in half by the wing…

[scotty]

He just seems to stand there while the wing breaks off, doesn’t he

[Polski_Filip]

Labour shortage innit…

Daniel P. Aldrich (DanielPAldrich)

[Saint-CD]

Man Utd are in talks with a Middle Eastern Royal Family for a potential take over… The head of the family is Sheik Anvac… He has promised to put the freshness back.

[Polski_Filip]

[Cobham-Saint]

I initially read that as

@Saint-CD

Thr Royal Family are in talks with a Middle Eastern Royal Family for a potential take over… The head of the family is Sheik Anvac… He has promised to put the freshness back.

[lifeintheslowlane]

Next nostalgic Tory policy is bringing back food rationing

[scotty]

That’s a great photo mate, perfect lighting. And I’m impressed that you kept hold of them.

[lifeintheslowlane]

Cheeky bugger. The last thing to come off rationing were sweets. I had a very deprived childhood but good teeth.

[Cobham-Saint]

@lifeintheslowlane

I had a very deprived childhood but good teeth.

Which you inherited from your grandmother and keep in a glass by the side of your bed each night?

[lifeintheslowlane]

Actually I have a full set of natural teeth. My gg grandad got them at Waterloo. They belonged to a porter on platform 17.

[Cobham-Saint]

Did you write that old music hall gag?

[scotty]

'ere’s one, Missus…

[gavstar]

When Water Flows Uphill

[Shroppie]

[Polski_Filip]

Latvian stag party pick up from airport.
THIS is how you rock up in Krakow @Goatboy

[scotty]

Why are they all wearing identical jackets? Military?