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If they ever won a trophy, their name would be burnt out by God, like the Nazi symbology on the box that contained the Ark of The Covenant in Raiders.
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Wow! I’ve never been an epicentre before.
Mrs S said the earth moved for her but I confess I didn’t notice. 
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I have had some epic entres before
Can we have an official statement from the Mayor as to the steps being taken to rehouse those affected by the earthquake?
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Cries of “Shame!!! Shame!!! Resign, resign!!!” from Opposition benches
Hansard
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I’m partial to an orange cream 
No serious problems. As you can see, no real damage to most houses. And the mayoral residence (Shroppingham Palace) is thankfully untouched.
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Awkward
Stripper accidentally works BROTHER’S bachelor party, gets fully naked
Sadly, first earthquake casualty.
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