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I’ll tell you what I’ll paint the back of your old man. That way you can show it off to all you meet, even charge them for a peep. 
It’s a little secret I have in the attic, wanna see my etchings?
See above for answer.
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Have you got me on ignore or something?
I
Was
Busy
Earlier…
Allegedly
Or, as I have been teaching people interculture stuff.
I was a twonk
…and again in Polish please. 
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The goal is bloody miles off to the right though - think even JWP would struggle from there…
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Do they have a big bog fishing problem there?
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Did you get a cake & candles?
A cake was left in the room
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Health and safety, hotels are not allowed to have that many candles in one room.
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You’re supposed to put ‘this’ before the finger pointing to my post to show you agree. HTH.
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Very good. 
Height of that room there’s probably not enough oxygen for candles to burn!!
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