Old Baz is your cousin?
Itâs after midday so you get the bad luck nowâŚ
Still worth it
Three chords doesnât make you a savant. 
You should be an expert on that.
Oh
Wait.
Savant not Servant
My bad
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Nope. Not even an April Fool gag!
IdiotâŚIâve never crashed mine. 
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Gary Neville having to comment on the dogshit 1st half of the Utd Leicester game
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In other news John Travolta drinks in Spoons and shops in MorrisonâsâŚ.The real English experience
Have both YoungAdults #1 & #2 home so have been out buying junk shite they snack on:
Got asked to buy cheese & onion crisps.
Seems Walkers now only do these:
45% less salt - which is good, but now strangely the packaging says âmildâ flavour - as if weâre not stupid enough to work out that it was the fuckton of salt salt enhancing the flavour 
Oh, and they cost 20p more a pack that the old onesâŚ
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Iâm not happy with the new Golden Wonder Cheese and Onion either. Theyâre not the same, taste or texture. No I havenât got fucking COVID.
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Wait til you taste the new healthy KFC. Itâs like eating chicken coated in cardboard.
Bob and Paul philosophise over the life of the Mayfly on the River TestâŚ
Oh, theyâve improved it then?
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