Surely they could have waited for the 1st of April? 
…ah, I suppose everyone would have known.
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Hopefully with a vegan option
Fuck that. The vegan sausage rolls were not made with real vegans.
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You reckon they are cashing in on the ladbaby thing?
Probably
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I know the Greggs vegan sausage rolls were not made from real vegans because I left one on the table for a full hour and at no point did the sausage roll say “Hello, I’m a vegan”.
Every other vegan I’ve met does that within 30 seconds.
I scoffed the bastard after 90 minutes to screams of “Hello, I’m a vegan. I was asleep. I’m being eaten. This is ultimate irony…”.
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Compulsive viewing -
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Is he filming this hoping to see a crash??
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It’s a regular channel on YouTube- for the equivalent of train spotters apparently
Fixed.
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Totally.
I bet he goes home tonight and has a little wank to Die Hard 2.
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Just think of the beautiful irony if he had a fatal heart attack just before the vinegar strokes. 
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That would have been horrific when the blood started to get flowing
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The image was already sufficiently horrifying, thanks. 
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Alas alack and foretooth, how on earth will he ever warm it up? 
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He must be some kind of really stupid.
Apparently the same thing happened to him at an event in Finland last year.