😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

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When the missus first asked for a dishwasher I pointed out that she wasn’t a fan of polygamous relationships *.

* PS. I am not as sexist as I appear, but have developed a talent for saying the most outrageously sexist things to outrage firstborn. I think the last time she “bit” was about five years ago.

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I hacked a forum members’ phone…

Guess who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got a machete, so get in the van. :heart:

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Got a lot of love for this on FB yesterday.

This was sent by my GG Grandfather to a young lady in 1828. The young lady liked it so much she kept it her whole life.

I have it safe but I thought I should share it with my cousins yesterday…after all, it is why they are all here today. :slight_smile:

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One for @Polski_Filip :wink:

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I’d like to think this is how Phil will be reincarnated.

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I immediately thought, fuck who’s let him back into the UK?!

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Following my media exposure during the N Shropshire LibDem win, it’s been spotted that I’ve been signed up to appear in Thomas the Tank Engine books.

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Standing idly by whilst C. Ronaldo molests a child?

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:flushed::frowning:Busted

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Ffs :man_facepalming:

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They should make the clothing edible to reduce demand on landfill.

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