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Donât get me wrong, I love The Cure but this is so near the truth⌠
I locked myself in the bog for an hour this morning
As I locked the door, the thumb lock fell off and the spindle pushed back that I couldnât reattach it
The Ayatollah had just gone on to a conference call so couldnât come to help even if she could hear me bellowing for help
It did occur to me that had that happened a few months ago when she had fucked off to the US for work, I could have been in a spot of bother
Anyway it brightened up her morning
Longest most peaceful shit Iâve ever had
I think the âIâd give that a couple of hoursâ call was a bit extreme though.
Farage has resigned to force a by-election in which he will stand. But all the major parties are refusing to put up a candidate. So itâs Farage v Count Binface of the Monster Raving Lunies.
A great chance for all opponents of Farage to unite to get him defeated and get out first MRL MP.
Wonderful.
Been following Binface.
Itâs been funny, equally I donât think he expected to be the only candidate
And he is already getting mainstream support
First off - if Binface gets in, it will be the most widely anticipated and watched maiden speech ever
Second, it will ram home just how contemptible the public holds politics if we elect someone like that
Rumours now that Carol Vorderman is standing as an Independent. Could be interesting, but hope she doesnât spilt the Loonie vote.