I think it was me who said recently…”It’s nice to see someone else frustrated over his low work rate” 
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the password to access the Louvre’s videosurveillance system was “Louvre”.
My Password offshore is
Pleasehelpmelogin1!
and the other was Pa55word1234
which they made me change it is now
NewPassword1234
No issues.
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Our fuckwitts used to post it their passwords to the bottom of their screens until one day I hired an ADHD bloke who used to go around unlocking PCs and sending all staff emails to amuse himself. It soon stopped - he did more for IT security than any number of company edicts and threats
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In my 1st year in sandpit I went to Kuwait with some MS guys for a 3.1 launch.
In a reseller maybe 30 in audience Laptop is locked with our PowerPoint on it.
After 10 minutes of MS guys & tech support I went over and typed letmein
Was a good seminar
Oh I got a lot of beers out of the NS GM & RSM “buy beer or I tell everyone”
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I knew it…I just fuckin’ knew it…
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On the subject of..
Its not easy getting a taxi home to the village from the airport, so I have syarted using airport parking.
Last time I came with Mrs P_F a year ago used an App Park Via. booked at Sky Parking was all fine
Decided to do same again to avoid stress of losing phone on train.
Park Via fine £30 for 8 days at Sky Park.
I had an idea. Went straight to Sky web site.
Booked same dates £18.
Fucking discount parking App?
Bollox to them
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Yeah but I fucked one of my Alloys parking in a multi-story in Ocean Village for a game, as described in that video…narrow, exit to barrier with high curb on a sharp corner…my mate did the same thing in the same exit at the next game…Cunts.
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Better stay away from Salisbury and the turning from the Railway Station into Fisherton Street! Proper wheel killer
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Saw this on twitter - assumed it was fake Ukrainian propganda
Oops
It’s fuckin’ pissed. 
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I clicked “Apply” and nothing happened. Please advise.
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