Whoâs booking a trip to Brasil now then 
The Brazilian wandering spider is known for its powerful venom, which can have some surprising effects on humans. One of the most unusual outcomes of a bite from this spider is that it can cause a lasting erection, sometimes for as long as four hours. This might sound strange, but it highlights how potent the spiderâs venom can be and how it interacts with the human body.
Surprising that itâs not being used as an alternative to viagra, just get this massive spider to bite your cock a few times and youâre good to go all night long.
I have AMAZINGLY good news!
Egg Chasing starts next weekend
England v Convicts
We donât have to watch football
Your problem will be having anyone left to shag if you produce a massive spider in the bedroom - your intended will have scarpered
Solve this one. If twins are born tonight, the first at 01.59, then the clocks are put back and the second is born at 01.02, which is older?
Composing apples and oranges.
Have the timess in the same time zone..
They lost as well. Stuffed actually.
that was Rugby League a Northern game which we do not recognize as a sport down south
Trip to Lidl today for some essentials.
I do wonder how they got Brazilian Spider bite Air Freshener to market so fast.
So trick or treat became a thing in our street this year
the last few years the youngsters have been coming round and we have had sweets in
This year itâs changed up - all our neighbours have gone big on decorations to the mortification of the Ayatollah who decided we were letting the side down
I was packed off the garden centre to buy pumpkins, spiders and dangly fucking bats
âTheyâll get a treat if they knock on my door.â Andrew Mountbatten Windsor (Pizza Express, Woking)
We always get into the spirit of Halloween in our neighbourhoodâŚstrangely we usually end up eating all the treats ourselves.
We had no decorations but had warned Mrs P_F to buy sweets.
So obviously only 1 doorbell ring and a load of shitty cheap boiled sweets available- free if you collect
