Lol 
I could do with some of whatever he is chewing/smoking
Not what you say, just the way you are saying it? 
See my reply to the post.
I have sent back asking who they are going to get to play on the pitch between now and the 29th May because the ones they are using presently are fucking useless.
Fucking hell. 
I donât know whether to be more appalled by the kick in the head or the showboating that provoked it.
Miss-timed. Nothing malicious.
VAR would have rescinded the red
Just a natural coming-together.
This bit made me laugh
âFor the boomers muttering âwoke nonsenseâ under their breath while reading that, weâre talking about where you live, YES WHERE YOU LIVE. NO, STARMERâS NOT RESIGNING ON TUESDAY!â
But then I would.
Never, ever criticise my awful jokes again. 
Thatâs worse than anything Iâve ever thought of, let alone posted.
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