Urban Dictionary: posh wank
1. To wank using a condom. 2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
I would say " of course I am voting for you" “where’s my tenner”
Then vote for who I wanted as how is he going to check?
Are you still off the booze?
Been dry since 29th of May will be dry until sometime early evening on the 10th July after a medical.
SSA.
Hmmmm
1. To wank using a condom. 2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
I can confidently state that loads of the entries into the Urban Dictionary are wholly imaginary. I know this because an old mate of mine known as Batesy used to immortalise his friends with their own entries, each offering more unsavoury or impractical than the last. Here’s what he concocted for me…
That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge...
Batesy is the guy behind those spoof supermarket accounts on twitter and facebook, Morrisinghs, Singhsburys etc. Seems to have gone off the radar somewhat over the past couple of years, not sure he’s still alive