I bow to your superior knowledge. 
So the old bloke next to me is a typical stubborn old cvnt.
You get them everywhere.
Even now 2 weeks in he still starts conversations with me then (i am told) says how rude i am to ignore him.
He knows everything and will NEVER ask a female Nurse for help.
Yeserday he lay in bed shouting hello. Thinking that would work better than the call button hanging bext to the pull up strap.
Today he wanted to sit upright.
try using a vpn - it worked for me in ltaly
Officially you’re a twat
Not sure what that ‘sausage’ is a little worrying
Half time snack at Forest Green Rovers.
I think this needs no words
Fuck I thought my hearing aids were on feedback. 
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“I’m afraid I can’t do that, Dave.” 
The Ayatollah finding a dead mouse in her welly in the garage
She is still running
The Ayatollah now refuses to go into the garage which coincidentally has become my new favourite place in the house
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