😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

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https://twitter.com/j_afcc/status/1777433350887600242?t=9K7GzbbKPlohzhDD-M99Og&s=19

Prize cunt Kevin Pietersen is getting his arse handed to him on social media after his latest diatribe about Sadiq Khan. He tweeted that he had to go into London today and had to take his watch off and swop his wedding ring for a plastic one, blaming Khan. Last week he blamed Khan for a stabbing on the train. But this latest tweet has really backfired, the responses are really worth reading, very funny. Of course we all know where Pietersen is coming from, this is the cunt who left South Africa in a huff, complaining about ‘Too Many Blecks’ denying him the chance to play for SA after the end of apartheid led to some positive discrimination by the country’s cricket board giving Black Africans the chance to play first class cricket and a couple being selected for the national team. The man has been despised in every dressing room of every county team he played for, not to mention England.

Kevin Pietersen took his watch and wedding ring off just to go into London and was mocked into next year - The Poke

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Not sure if he’s being serious or not…

https://twitter.com/mattletiss7/status/1777618329584218338?t=r_rJ_m8rrTCM3UMpVQa1EQ&s=19

He lost the plot long ago. It’s as if he’s stuck in the nineties, on a constant time loop of internet conspiracy theories. Somebody ought to hack his account and find out his username on the Flat Earth website :smile::smile:

My money’s on Flatt Le Tiss.

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Epic fail.

https://twitter.com/danieltilles1/status/1778042560092537042?t=uch3R5Jsa9K4v4qSXJFJxg&s=19

And yes it is from Starbucks next to the antique cinema where i saw the last James Bond movie!

That’s older than @lifeintheslowlane

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https://x.com/wsebag/status/1778016870215409953

https://x.com/NoContextBrits/status/1778010611911192977

“Sleep is a scam invented by bed companies to sell more mattresses.”

That’s a fair point, tbh. And it’s about time we questioned how it “just happens” to get dark every 12 hours, I suppose the MSM will call that a coincidence. :thinking::rage:

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https://x.com/OfficialWands/status/1778033180840178165

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Did you check the distance and exposure for Keef, Lord S?

I advised a small aperture, fxxII, at .5 secs, focal dist: 2 cubits but I think he just winged it. :lou_eyes_to_sky:

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Serves the cunt right for wearing gold boots.

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I’ve often wondered whether the lad who played against us that Sunday morning wearing Predators ever walked again?