Huge disappointment setting up my new laptop last night as there was clearly a display problem. Dim and totally blurred.
Cursed, finished the bottle of wine and resolved to give the retailer serious grief on returning the useless pile of crap.
This morning I took the semi-opaque protective film off the screen. Itâs better now.
If only.
Some people have too much time on their handsâŚ
Everyone who posts regularly on here, for a start!
If it doesnât drop in the intro to âStill Dreâ at the end it should be disqualified.
BREAKING NEWS
Police in Tottenham last night pulled over a local lad and were amazed to find the car taxed M.O.T. tested and insured.
It wasnât stolen and there was no stolen goods or drugs found.
The driver was sober.
He had a full licence and no points.
A police spokesman said they had no option but to fine him ÂŁ80 for wasting police time.