Itâs standard practice for them to maintain an apartment for their mistress and offspring, and the press wouldnât dream of querying it.
Where did we go wrong? 
Who says we have?
It wouldnât raise an eyelid if you inserted your Sotonians name of choice instead
This would be funnier if schools werenât actually having to pander to studentsâ identification wishes, which do include identifying as a cat.
The worldâs gone mad.
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This is what baffles me. Itâs plainly insane, so who is forcing the schools to accept this? Do they genuinely think they are respecting the childâs right to believe that he/she is in fact a cat? Are they following guidelines, or does the school decide itâs own policy?
Social media is setting the agenda these days and woe betide alternative views.
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A child of 13 who believes they are a cat is in need of major psychiatric intervention.
This is the only forum in which I feel safe commenting about this.
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I would guess that most teenagers insisting that they identify as cats (or whatever) are actually pissing themselves with laughter at how theyâre having a huge joke at the expense of the school/teachers.
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I look forward to the day that such people arrive at a foreign border post with that on their passport
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Will they have to be certified free of rabies?
The thing is, I suspect they donât in the main. What you have here is monumental trolling of the teachers by the kids, knowing full well that if the teachers donât suck it up and pander to them they can report them.
Kids push boundaries - they have exhausted the 100 human genders, found that there was no push back and have marched on to the next line.
They will keep on going until the schools tell them to stop being daft
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How about setting a test? Weâll accept theyâre a cat if they can prove it by licking their own arse.
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In which case the most effective remedy for unwanted moggies is a supersoaker water gun.
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I would sit the kid identifying as a dog next to them and then sit back to enjoy the show
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You would have to be careful in case they went behind the curtain and made a smell
Or stick a paddlling pool full of sawdust in the corner of the classroom and tell them they can only piss and shit in there
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