It took a syringe full of sedatives to get the second from the left onto this.
âŚnot so much the A-team as the a-team 
Maybe Liverhampton can save some money on all the inhalers for their improbably asthmatic squad 
Pull the Nathan Jones lever 
So who is this Charlotte Owen who Johnson has elevated to the House of Lords? Apparently there is a super injunction concerning her which doesnât apply in France where they are openly discussing it. Favourite at the moment is that she is his illegitimate daughter, second favourite is she provided âfavoursâ for the lying oaf when she served as his âadvisorâ. Which has now been shown as nonsense, she only spent a short time in Downing St as maternity cover despite lies to the contrary which had her there for two years. She certainly looks very much like Johnson, and apparently also a very strong resemblance to the offspring he admits to. Who Knows! but what on earth is Sunak doing waving these honours through on the nod, does he not realise how incredibly weak this makes him look? What is he scared of, what has Johnson got on him? Iâm sure it will all come out in the wash, but in the meantime the reputation of this country takes another battering, we really are a laughing stock.
I can well imagine that the French are laughing at the idea of a British PM siring a child out of wedlock when their own leading politicians are noted for complete fidelity to their spouses.
Pretty sure it is a criteria to stand for election
Be over 18 yrs old
Be a French citizen
Have shagged the wifeâs bestie