😆 When I Saw This I Laughed Or At Least I Smiled Or At Least I Wasn’t Bored MK II

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Untrue. Most women don’t care what a man is thinking because their thought process is rubbish

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Lol - process???

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I often go to a free classical music lunchtime concert. Seeing the programme for coming weeks I was pleased to see that at least one Man Utd player has a talent to compensate for the lack of footballing ability.:rofl::rofl:

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Ole Gunnar Solskjaer walks into a Bank to cash a cheque. As he approaches the cashier he says, “Good morning, Ms could you please cash this cheque for me?”

Cashier:“It would be my pleasure. Could you please show me your ID?”

Solskjaer:"Truthfully, I did not bring my ID with me as I didn’t think there was any need to. I am Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Manager of Manchester United

Cashier: “Yes, I know who you are, but with all the regulations and monitoring of the banks because of impostors and forgers and requirements of the legislation, etc., I must insist on seeing ID.”

Solskjaer Just ask anyone here at the bank who I am and they will tell you. Everybody knows who I am."

Cashier: “I am sorry, Mr Solskjaer but these are the bank rules and I must follow them.”

Solskjaer,“Come on please, I am urging you, please cash this cheque.”

Cashier: “Look sir, here is an example of what we can do. One day, Tiger Woods came into the bank without ID. To prove he was Tiger Woods he pulled out his putter and made a beautiful shot across the bank into a cup. With that shot we knew him to be Tiger Woods and cashed his cheque.”

“Another time, Andre Agassi came in without ID. He pulled out his tennis racket and made a fabulous shot where the tennis ball landed in my cup. With that shot we cashed his cheque. So, sir, what can you do to prove that it is you and only you?”

Solskjaer stands there thinking and thinking and finally says, “Honestly, my mind is a total blank…there is nothing that comes to my mind. I can’t think of a single thing. I have absolutely no idea what to do. I don’t have a clue.”

Cashier: "Will that be large or small notes , Mr Solskjaer

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In the gents at the Sun Inn.

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Lol -

Suspect the Facebook platform will slowly undertake a slow metamorphosis into another name, but be the same sinkhole.

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:man_facepalming:

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Some proper piss taking going on about this. My favourite observation

The day that the phrase “that’s meta” went from being an interesting observation to a devastating insult

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Do you think the ‘best and brightest’ would know that she has used a picture of the Golden Gate Bridge, with the traffic driving on the right?

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Nonsense.

That is the Winston Churchill Memorial Bridge, Chipping Norton.

The drivers are reversing in a bid to turn back time.