A woman went shopping. At the cash counter, she opened her purse to pay.
The cashier noticed a TV remote in her purse.
He could not control his curiosity and asked,
âDo you always carry your TV remote with you?
â
She replied " No, not always, but my husband refused to accompany me shopping today because of football match, so I took the remote."
*Moral: Accompany and support your wife in her hobbiesâŠ*đđđđđđđ
The story continuesâŠ
The cashier laughed and then returned all the items that lady had purchased.
Shocked at this act, she asked the cashier what he was doing.
He said, "your husband has blocked your credit cardâŠ"
*MORAL: Always respect the hobbies of your husband.*
Story continuesâŠ
Wife took out her husbandâs credit card from purse and swiped it. Unfortunately he didnât block his own card.
Moral: Donât underestimate the power and wisdom of your WIFEâŠ
Story continuesâŠ
After swiping, the machine indicated, âENTER THE PIN SENT TO YOUR MOBILE PHONEââŠ
Moral: When a man tends to lose, the machine is smart enough to save him!
Story continuesâŠ
She smiled to herself and reached out for the mobile which rang in her purse.
It was her husbandâs phone showing the forwarded SMS.
She had taken it with the remote control so he doesnât call her during her shopping.
She bought her items and returned home happily.
*Moral: Donât underestimate a desperate woman!*
Story continuesâŠ
On getting home, his car was gone.
A note was pasted on the door
âCouldnât find the remote. Gone out with the boys to watch the premiership match. Will be home late. Call me on my phone if you need somethingâ.
Damn⊠He left with the house key too.
*Moral: Donât try to control your husband.
You will always loseâ:hushed:
Happy International Menâs Day to all Men in here. We appreciate us allđșđŸ
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I particularly like the Thomas Tuchel/Modigliani one. Though I also think that, if you shaved Tuchelâs head, heâd make a great Count Orlok.
