When you see it
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Oh dear. Businessman of the year?
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Now personally the most I would have risked would have been four as I know @scotty would have had a couple. 
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Jonathan Pie absolutely nailing it as usual.
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This should be compulsory viewing on all mainstream tv channels - in every ad break - Some may disagree I’m sure 
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Only associated by continent! Those jokers are pumped up on the juice kids who can’t communicate except to bash someone up! Not my peeps, they are my Portsmouth
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Sat in the lounge and a load of scratching sounds come from the vicinity of the flu and log burner
Have a look - nothing doing
Happens again ditto - I write it off to birds fucking about on the chimney cap
Then later on when we have guests I catch a movement out the corner of my eye and there sat the wrong side of the glass is a blue tit staring out - how the little bastard got in there is beyond me as the chimney has a grill on it
It was worth it to watch the Ayatollah screeching as I let it out and it flew like a missile at her. She had managed to stand in the direct line between the burner and the open patio windows
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Did NOT see that coming
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That won’t last long, it will broken down by fuckin’ lazy cyclists who can’t be bother to lift them over the style. 
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