The Knight with a thousand kids. Sir Mount
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The Knight with too many toes. Sir Feet.
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The Knight addicted to Mary Poppins…
Sir Percalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Um diddly diddly Um diddle I’ll get my coat.
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All these lesser-known knights should be crossed into the Corridor of unSirtainty.
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I still think Liz Truss can do a job for the country.
They call me Sir Tifiable.
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Charles Darwin ought to be posthumously knighted.
Sir Vivalofthefittest.
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The cheater knight Sir cumvent
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…and his brother who sailed round the world, Sir Cumnavigate.
The very social knight - Sir Culator
The French Knight with an accent - Sir Cumflex
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Here’s a video short…
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A woman is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman’s husband unexpectedly comes home. She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already. The little Boy says: “Dark in here.” The Man says: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?”
Man: “No, thanks.”
Boy: “My dad’s outside, I’ll call him if you don’t buy it!”
Man: “OK, how much?”
Boy: “$1,000.”
A few weeks later it happened again, and the boy
With the lover were in the cupboard together again.
Boy: “Dark in here.”
Man: “Yes, it is.”
Boy: “I have soccer boots.”
The Man, remembering the last time, and asks the
boy: “How much?” The Boy says, “$5,000.”
The Man says: “Fine, I will buy them.”
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: “Grab your ball and boots, let’s go outside and have a game.”
The Boy says: “I can’t, I sold them for $6,000.”
The Father says: "That’s terrible to overcharge your friends like that… $6,000 is way more than those two things cost. I’m going to take you to church and make you confess your “SINS.” They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door. The Boy says: “Dark in here.” The Priest says: “Don’t start that shit again!”
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I don’t know whether to laugh or cry
We are now installed in our new digs for the next 4 months. The Ayatollah was cleaning the oven whilst I was get yet more shit that we had forgotten
She had just finish and said I’ll just stick the shelves on a short spin in the dishwasher?
Then it happened
Where is the dishwasher??
No,no no…
Cupboard doors flung open, both of us running around screeching hysterically “it must be here”
It isn’t
4 months of washing up by hand
Everyone we know have just been contacted as we invite ourselves for dinners
Watch out for DMs
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Can take you both to a good cafe bar here, approved by @Goatboy
Good table service even late into the evening…
Why didn’t you ask me, we’re just reopening the East Wing if we can get the extra staff.
Hmmm, ah, how many are there in your party? 
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Might be back sooner than planned. Flight not even left London yet. At least a 3 hour delay.
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Lol
Well, i do love you guys but no way I’m doing an airport transfer tonight, bingeing House of The Dragon with Wodka
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True colours showing now Phil, now we know where your priorities lie. Call yourself a mate?? Pah. 
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