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Urban Dictionary: posh wank
1. To wank using a condom. 2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
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1. To wank using a condom. 2. Or, if you're really posh, get your butler to do it.
I can confidently state that loads of the entries into the Urban Dictionary are wholly imaginary. I know this because an old mate of mine known as Batesy used to immortalise his friends with their own entries, each offering more unsavoury or impractical than the last. Hereās what he concocted for meā¦
That moment after you're girlfriend lays a steaming turd on your chest while you stroke your cock and you hear her husband coming, so you stand up quickly while continuing to masturbate as the turd slides down your belly on to your cock making a huge...
Batesy is the guy behind those spoof supermarket accounts on twitter and facebook, Morrisinghs, Singhsburys etc. Seems to have gone off the radar somewhat over the past couple of years, not sure heās still alive
Fuckinā Toriesā¦our pitches are in a terrible state.