"What shall we do about Jack's Schitt?"

As you know, Flahute spends a great deal of time on his bike. If you know anything about racing bike saddles you will know that not only are they very narrow but they are also very hard. In short, they play merry havoc with your ball sack. I am sure his occasional grumpiness is due to the hammering his scrotum receives on the road.

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To be fair “Jack Schitt” is playing the family illness card … Hard to argue against, maybe he played it early

I’ll give you a cuddle Goat. Perhaps we can get Bear in for a 3 way?

a Bear hug would be great to comfort you when you feel low, but I fear that before long his big furry digits would be all over the place and we’d move quickly from let me _give you a big hu_g to I’m a sexual predator with wandering paws…

Why do you think I want a Bear hug? It wouldn’t be a Bear hug without penetration of some kind.

As the tarts in Birmingham will support the Bear does not do penetration even when it’s paid for.

Let’s say it is a card.

Does it matter?

How much more offended can anyone get about a liar and a fantasist for being a fantasy role player as well? You’re interacting with an avatar of an anthropomorphic poo.

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