🇺🇸 What is right with Americans?

…says the bloke who’s married to a nurse. :open_mouth:

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Worth reposting.

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This is the latest shooter…

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…and I think I’ve got it sussed.

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He would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling policemen

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:man_facepalming::joy:

I know, I know. :smile::smile: And I even put it to the committee, didn’t I :flushed::grin:

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You did, but did you listen? :wink:

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Briefly. You knew fucking well I wouldn’t hold out for long. :smile:

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Not sure what’s worse, the story or Republican responses e.g.

“ The case was first reported on 1 July with few details in the IndyStar. As other news outlets struggled to confirm the story, prominent conservatives began to question its veracity.

Among the sceptics was congressman Jim Jordan, an Ohio Republican, who had tweeted on Tuesday that the story was “another lie”.

As news of the court appearance emerged on Wednesday, Mr Jordan appeared to have quietly deleted that tweet.

A new one was posted in which the lawmaker called for the suspect to be “prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law”.”

Yeah just like the victim. :lou_facepalm_2:

Morally reprehensible to storm a meeting and rob someone.

Though I struggle to understand how a “man of God” gets to afford over $1m of bling to wear at a sermon rather than use the money to do good work.

Toss up between this thread and “when I saw this I laughed”… :smile::smile:

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Did he get to make a deposit?

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Fuck off that’s a good percentage of my jokes!

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A county in North Carolina is to equip every school in its district with semi-automatic AR-15 rifles in case of attack.

Blackboard rubber, stapler, Uzi 9mm

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Makes you wonder how an armed black male teacher might fare with Law Enforcement Officers in his school in an active shooter situation

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Or asking year 1 teacher Annie to get her Gun

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