You see thats what I am talking about, a massive statue/tower of some shit but no doubt weāll build a roundabout and name it after some bloke from the from 1940 who saved 11 lightbulbs from German occupation. Thats as interesting as it gets.
Welcome to Southampton
nos efficio bland blander
Stop fretting Barry; Iām moving back in a couple of years, able to pursue this shared vision we have of a proud, walled city, littered with colossal monuments from fiction.
Not only do I have plans for Southampton, but Iāve got ideas for Pompey as well, including the Spinnaker Tower youāre so fucking impressed with.
There is _always _room for improvement!
Are you and your family upping sticks? Fair play Iād move back funnily enough but not to that architectural jewel, I think our next move is Michigan which doesnāt inspire or North Cheshire which does.
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
Are you and your family upping sticks? Fair play Iād move back funnily enough but not to that architectural jewel, I think our next move is Michigan which doesnāt inspire or North Cheshire which does.
Enjoy your fantastic new life in Runcorn, Bazza.
A pint of lager and 2 packets of crisps??
Heāll need more than 1 pint of lager if he does move thereā¦Runcorn, that is.
Ha ha was looking at Halton funnily enough so I could get a free pass over the bridges when completed, Daresbury.
Really doesnāt leave you with any room to critique Southampton, mate.
Bucklerās Hard is better than Halton.
Fuckinā hell! 6 pages and youāre still finding shit to talk about. 
Youāve lost the plot Pap, I am saying a valid point that Southampton culturally makes Fareham look like Prague and you throw in Bucklers Hard over Daresbury, Daresbury is very nice as is Bucklers Hard, a bit of a semi rural life you know.
And Pap to clear it up Halton is an area, largely boring and mundane granted but there are also fantastic villages with great pubs and restaurants.
Living in Cressington gives you an insight to the rich and famousā¦
And also:
āThe parish church, All Saints, has a Lewis Carroll window, including an image of the Cheshire Cat.ā
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
And Pap to clear it up Halton is an area, largely boring and mundane granted but there are also fantastic villages with great pubs and restaurants. Living in Cressington gives you an insight to the rich and famousā¦
Youāre moving to fucking woolybackland and youāre complaining about Southampton, how shit it is and the nightclubs it doesnāt have?
**For. **
**Fuckās. **
Sake.
Still, at least you havenāt wasted everyoneās time. I enjoyed remodelling the South Coast.
If that were Southampton there would be a directions to the musuem from M27/3 junctionās into the City, I have heard we are building a Chris Packham theme park and have bought the Saddam Statue that was torn down and putting on a paper mache head on himā¦
Maybe theyāll make that laboratory into a free superclub, and then youāll be happy.
And? I can always go into Liverpool when I feel like it, youāre moving to large Basingstoke.
Southampton and its the City I love strangely is shit, restaurants? Buildings? Concerts venues? Culture? Hotels?
Its gash, its doesnāt stop me defending passionately to an outsider but lets face it its true, its fucking crap.
Shopping? The shopping is shit as well, if I was boss Iād roll it like this mo fo.
What will bring in tourists?
What gets them coming to the City?
Well nothing as it stands so we have to build something or develop what we have, we have water and we have done nothing with that, copy Liverpool for that and build a stand out something, tower, viaduct, walkway etc etc just something.
Liverpool is full of Liverpudlians. And you. Game over
Ah the famous comedy is shining through, a belter that.
