You see thats what I am talking about, a massive statue/tower of some shit but no doubt weâll build a roundabout and name it after some bloke from the from 1940 who saved 11 lightbulbs from German occupation. Thats as interesting as it gets.
Welcome to Southampton
nos efficio bland blander
Stop fretting Barry; Iâm moving back in a couple of years, able to pursue this shared vision we have of a proud, walled city, littered with colossal monuments from fiction.
Not only do I have plans for Southampton, but Iâve got ideas for Pompey as well, including the Spinnaker Tower youâre so fucking impressed with.
There is _always _room for improvement!
Are you and your family upping sticks? Fair play Iâd move back funnily enough but not to that architectural jewel, I think our next move is Michigan which doesnât inspire or North Cheshire which does.
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
Are you and your family upping sticks? Fair play Iâd move back funnily enough but not to that architectural jewel, I think our next move is Michigan which doesnât inspire or North Cheshire which does.
Enjoy your fantastic new life in Runcorn, Bazza.
A pint of lager and 2 packets of crisps??
Heâll need more than 1 pint of lager if he does move thereâŚRuncorn, that is.
Ha ha was looking at Halton funnily enough so I could get a free pass over the bridges when completed, Daresbury.
Really doesnât leave you with any room to critique Southampton, mate.
Bucklerâs Hard is better than Halton.
Fuckinâ hell! 6 pages and youâre still finding shit to talk about. 
Youâve lost the plot Pap, I am saying a valid point that Southampton culturally makes Fareham look like Prague and you throw in Bucklers Hard over Daresbury, Daresbury is very nice as is Bucklers Hard, a bit of a semi rural life you know.
And Pap to clear it up Halton is an area, largely boring and mundane granted but there are also fantastic villages with great pubs and restaurants.
Living in Cressington gives you an insight to the rich and famousâŚ
And also:
âThe parish church, All Saints, has a Lewis Carroll window, including an image of the Cheshire Cat.â
Originally posted by @Barry-Sanchez
And Pap to clear it up Halton is an area, largely boring and mundane granted but there are also fantastic villages with great pubs and restaurants. Living in Cressington gives you an insight to the rich and famousâŚ
Youâre moving to fucking woolybackland and youâre complaining about Southampton, how shit it is and the nightclubs it doesnât have?
**For. **
**Fuckâs. **
Sake.
Still, at least you havenât wasted everyoneâs time. I enjoyed remodelling the South Coast.
If that were Southampton there would be a directions to the musuem from M27/3 junctionâs into the City, I have heard we are building a Chris Packham theme park and have bought the Saddam Statue that was torn down and putting on a paper mache head on himâŚ
Maybe theyâll make that laboratory into a free superclub, and then youâll be happy.
And? I can always go into Liverpool when I feel like it, youâre moving to large Basingstoke.
Southampton and its the City I love strangely is shit, restaurants? Buildings? Concerts venues? Culture? Hotels?
Its gash, its doesnât stop me defending passionately to an outsider but lets face it its true, its fucking crap.
Shopping? The shopping is shit as well, if I was boss Iâd roll it like this mo fo.
What will bring in tourists?
What gets them coming to the City?
Well nothing as it stands so we have to build something or develop what we have, we have water and we have done nothing with that, copy Liverpool for that and build a stand out something, tower, viaduct, walkway etc etc just something.
Liverpool is full of Liverpudlians. And you. Game over
Ah the famous comedy is shining through, a belter that.
