Apparently there may be a job opportunity up the road…
The ministry delivered the text books to schools.
Some entertaining comments about it down here but mainly because it was a proper art display pic not a prank the fall out hasn’t been too bad…
That’s nothing.
You should have seen what happened next when I posed for a photo pretending to fart on an eel I’d just caught.
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Methane alert 
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A man has been killed during Hurricane Ophelia while clearing a fallen tree with a chainsaw - the second fatality of the fierce storm.
The man in his 30s was fatally injured in Ballybrado, Co Tipperary, Ireland at 12.30pm.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/man-30s-killed-clearing-tree-11351034
Probably too soon, but who takes a chainsaw out into a storm?
What could go wrong for a gay, Jewish member of the national front?
I’m not sure what I make of this. Does this man deserve our sympathy or should his skull be smashed to pieces for being an incredible cunt?
I’ve thought about it for 5 minutes and am going with the second of my two options.
This was the shower where I ‘lived’ for a week in Havana. I was meant to stay longer but persuaded by a friend to leave this death trap shower behind.
I got a bit of an electric shock from a shower in Leon, Nicaragua which seemed to have a kettle element.
Travelling is fun, isn’t it?
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Hot showers are posh.
Ok, changed that error, I was persuaded by a female friend to leave that flat. The pursuing (not by her) came later once I’d had a shower.
Exactly. What’s wrong with a tin bath in front of the fire, with water heated on the kitchen range.
Never did me any harm when I were a lad…etc
it is @intiniki but the one I posted was in my kids bathroom. Installed when I was offshore so couldnt supervise what the plumbers and electricians were doing.
It has now been corrected so it is safe to use.
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Brilliant. We have a spare room and I will sort the study into a bedroom. £2000 a month and I can give up my job and feed patients codeine. Job done.
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Not all of it to the patients surely?
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Fuck. Easy money. Where do I sign up?
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I’ll take the ones prescribed morphine.