Taking that āwhen Iām 74ā
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Row - land (grange hill girl) @#Ā£&.
Iāve sent this to GCHQ for decoding.
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I think their cat must have jumped on the keyboardā¦
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Yes, Iāve used that excuse myself. 
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But you donāt have a catā¦
Donāt tell Scotty, i tawt i saw 5 foxesā¦
In the guard-den last night!!!
Where do the foxes reside?
Thatās not the way to do it.
Ask your polished hnaaaayyy-burrrr,
The King of Polska - HRH Philipe,
They solved the enigma, trust in the truth.
Welcome to @Calum_Scouller .
Veteran cynic hardened by decades of devotion to Southampton FC, the gift that always disappoints? Or young impressionable mind still filled with optimism for the bright footballing future the pensioners among us know will never arrive?
Either way Calum, itās good to have you onboard.
but he is right as everyone but Lou ( I miss her) is on this site
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Its a statutory defence - when you piss someone off you can claim that you couldnāt help yourself because of your natural predisposition of cuntyness. Works everytime.
Welcome aboard - no one takes themselves too seriously (most of the time)
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Donāt listen to him, heās a cunt.
Doesnt even read The Guardian
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And I donāt read the Daily Mail or Telegraph
My bad 
Happy Birthday, I was another year older last Saturday
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Scroll back a week to view the Birthday wishes I didnāt send.
Surely thereās a zero missing from that?
Happy yet another birthday
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Are you Gandalf in disguise? 