Would you like to be brided Intiniki?
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Hi Intiniki,
Hope you do hang around - you sound very cool!
I got groomed when i was 12 but We Don’t Like To Talk About It
Urgent callout for Butler Bletch - strange woman who isn’t Lou running around unbrided on the forum!
Thanks for the welcome.
Sorry not really into marriage so probably won’t be brided any time soon.
intinknikiti is right bout you unkind bros, she makes nice long effort post, and all you can talk bout is typos u make me sick unkind bros
I love intiniki. She is my best female friend. I am eight years old 
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Originally posted by @Intiniki
Thanks for the welcome.
Sorry not really into marriage so probably won’t be brided any time soon.
You are my new hero.
Now there’s a smart woman to talk to on here I’m going to quit being such a child, and stop mucking around with the dumb boys!
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Yes, I can understand why you would, Pap - intiniki seems very lovable.
Now come on, back to bed, it’s quarter to ten for goodness sake.
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She is, and for this alone, she deserves respect. A bunch of us Flower Estate lads gatecrashed her Highfield 15th birthday party. Twice. Once, we turned up on the wrong night. Next, we turned up on the right night, and intiniki deliberately poured cheap sparkling wine over my genital area. I must point out that said genital area was entirely covered at the time, and entirely wet afterward.
Thus, a friendship was born.
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I tend to regard anyone as a friend if they make my genitalia wet.
Welcome to Tokyo-Saint, and welcome to weamthemod!
I do hope that sirs do not mind me remarking that these are two odd user names.
In the first instance, I thought we already had a Tokyo-Saint.
Secondly, the grammatically inaccurate we-am-the-mod (presumably) has an avatar from the Monopoly board Go To Jail square.
Hmm.
The mod element makes me think this could be another admin account, or perhaps you could introduce yourself and explain yourself !
pap, is this an admin account? Perhaps the we suggests it’s used by multiple admins?
If not, then please forgive me (both), and I will issue a proper papsweb welcome by return.
A warm Sotonians welcome to madpurplecow. You are poster #62, and to think that they said we wouldn’t even hit double figures!
Welcome…madam, sorry…sir…
Eherm.
I do apologise for the ambiguity in the welcome. As site butler, I’m able to faithfully obey all known laws of Debrett’s etiquette, however these laws become rather pointless if I’m unable to determine sir’s, or indeed madam’s gender.
I’m rather embarrassed to admit that with your hood up, wearing trousers as you are, and going by the name madpurplecow, I’m unable to identify your sex.
This isn’t a problem at papsweb; we afford an open-armed welcome to Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual and Transgender (pre- and post- op) posters here. You’re even welcome if you’re straight; whatever melts your butter - as Lord Salisbury used to say.
So, please enjoy your stay, and don’t let your questionable gender be an issue here. As Lord Bragg once remarked in an episode of the South Bank Show…if you stick around, I’m sure that we can find some common ground.
I’ve put you into temporary accommodation on the 3rd floor at the moment, as until I’ve had you sexed, I won’t be able to give you the key to the 5th floor bathroom.
I do hope you understand.
Introduce yourself, some of us don’t even bite!
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A moo-ving introduction to the site, bletch. Udderly lovely stuff.
Sorry. I’ll stop milking it now.
To KRG’s immense dissatisfaction, there will probably be golf stories around these parts soon, as well as the TV viewing habits of a Dubai ex-pat.
Welcome aboard to Dubai Phil, desert enthusiast, golf fan and name-dropper extraordinaire!
for real? I thought he’d see that we purposely don’t have a golfing sub-forum, and take the hint!
Only joking tho I like DP it’s one of my favourites.
Originally posted by @Bearsy
Only joking tho I like DP it’s one of my favourites.
Take your sexual persuasions to Monkey Tennis, Bear.
We’re trying to welcome Dubai Phil here.
Downvoted.
We struggle for football chat, never mind this hobby nonsense.
<3 ya really Phil.
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Hi Gang. Sorry I’m late.
I kinda missed the big Tee Off of papsweb as I wasn’t working on a wizard marketing campaign with my pals at Emirates. DAMN we so nearly pulled that one off.
It’s far too hot for Golf and I only watch one show a week on TV these days and that ends next week
So we can probably cover more interesting topics like the strange case of Mrs D_P, her best friend and a trip to the hole in the wall last weekend. But first I have to work out a new song to murder at karaoke tonight so I can qualify for half price beer all night & free Sambucca.
Great to feel part of the family again
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