Gotta say, I quickly stopped watching.
They need to spice it up with spike pit traps or the unleashing of a bear*, etc.
* A real one, not one that is likely to say slanderous things about our glorious owners whilst present.
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I’m not sure we should be trying to injure our own players, pap. Spice it up by all means but keep it safe. Naked training is what I’m talking about. Lets see some meaty tackles.
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Call me an old stick in the mud, but I prefer the days when Chopper was a nickname given to football’s hard men, not the footballer with the biggest hard-on.
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without wanting to come across all racist, I bet wanyama had a big chopper. Can’t imagine JWP is going to be able to fill that hole.
Wow. What a bunch of cunts. I worked for minutes on that brilliant football chant.
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Gents you are sooooo “wrong” in so many ways…
Did you not see the picture of Pelle with his girlfriend when he first joined us, he looked very pleased to see her!! Baby holding a tennis ball I think is the phrase!!
Sheesh Cobham, you do need to get in touch with your feminine side!!
Upvoted out of pity.
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I like you @ThePowerfulCassowar so I have retrospectively up-voted you, unfortunately these things have a habit of disappearing off of pages rather quickly.
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given that neither has a womb, no.
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Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @BTripz
I see Ben Stiller, I also see Richard Gere!! Do you think he’s their bastard love child??
given that neither has a womb, no.
Ever heard of Gene splicing??
Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @BTripz
I see Ben Stiller, I also see Richard Gere!! Do you think he’s their bastard love child??
given that neither has a womb, no.
Ever heard of Gene splicing??
Nope, but can he play Right Back or Defensive Midfield?
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Originally posted by @BTripz
Originally posted by @Fatso
Originally posted by @BTripz
I see Ben Stiller, I also see Richard Gere!! Do you think he’s their bastard love child??
given that neither has a womb, no.
Ever heard of Gene splicing??
I still think Boris Johnson is some kind of Boys From Brazil secret Nazi project 
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Kojak in a roll-neck jumper.
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Originally posted by @pap
Originally posted by @TheMightyOstrich
Wow. What a bunch of cunts. I worked for minutes on that brilliant football chant.
Upvoted out of pity.
I’ll take pity, it all counts.
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Originally posted by @BTripz
I see Ben Stiller, I also see Richard Gere!!
i see chuckle brothers
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That was the side that was talking
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Not sure if posted anywhere else, but this is a good listen on Claude:
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