School dinner hall? Local village hall? Will they have the local WI serving halves ?
Poor mansâ Oktoberfest benches
Funnily enough village hall was my first thought. Comfort and atmosphere doesnât seem to be part of the business plan.
Still, it looks easy to hose down after an evening. Will probably need to be.
All you need is a enormous vegetable
Competition (more fun if they look like genitals obviously) and someone to judge the Jam making and cakes and youâre on to a winner there!
More tea vicar?
Itâs a brewery and Iâm trying to arrange another piss up in it. What can possibly go wrong?
You couldnât organise a, oh, I see what you did there.
To be fair Iâm still recovering from the last one.
Yeah, me too
I fucking hate people that canât drink.
Iâm good with the drinking. Itâs the walking home bit that fucked me.
Itâs not the drink that Iâm recovering from, itâs the not knowing how the fuck I managed to walk from that ânight clubâ to the station and survive.
I fucking hate people that canât walk.
Goatâs ribs still hurt no doubt, you should see the train thoughâŠ
I canât even remember you making it to the last pub - was that ânight clubâ?
I remember throwing some shapes on the dance floor.
Do we still call it a dance floor?
Yes, but we donât call those shapes.
And is âthrowing some shapes on the dance floorâ even a recognised phrase with the young âunâs on the site - even taking into account the already very high average age??
Youâll be âcutting a rugâ next.
Or âtripping the light fantasticâ?
Yeah, after the Sly Fox, I even paid for you to get inâŠalthough I only stayed for a swift halfâŠ