Thank fook.
Not enough bandwidth in my quarantine dungeon so I can go back to sleep.
No worries Luv…we’ll keep you up to date. 
That’s taking cruelty to a whole new level 
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Someone wake him up…I have an update: Stones off with a hammy…Walker on 38 minutes.
Oh yeah… 0 - 0
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Forgot about this game. Off to do something else. Laters.
You’ll regret that…it’s half time 0 - 0 which sets it up for a pulse-racing second half.
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Just woke up.
Again.
Medicinal Herbal Vodka then back to bed
Way more exciting
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I notice the jocks are playing in Krakow this week 
Would have enjoyed a trip out to watch Che McAdams
Also, if they win they get promoted to group A to replace England or something
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The useless wanker maguire just fucked it
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Fuck me - last England penalty save was 2013
They might miss!
Hmmm no they didn’t 0 - 1
Maguire’s a fuckin’ nightmare. 
Goodnight!
If he was a four legged donkey instead of a two legged one, he’d have been shot by now. 
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Germans are passing the ball through the England defence with alacrity. Who is this man alacrity? He looks a different class.
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…oh, it’s alright lads!! Mount’s coming on. 
Four legs??? That’s two more to confuse the rock between his ears
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Opps 0 - 2
Oh, look. Maguire loses possession trying to play like a midfielder, and Germany score from the resulting break.
He’s cementing his World Cup place, Southgate won’t drop him after this display.
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If the answer is Harry Maguire…what is the question?
He’s certainly a game changer.
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