:trumpdumb: Trumped!

True

This looks like a dodgy lot(don’t know, but there’s a clue in the top right of the screen). Skip that to 2:40 and the great talking tango bullshit blob gives us a hint of how the future is going to look.
:clap::clap::clap: msm you twats.

The cynic in me…
Secret raid, shadowy group, military precision, documents sent to FBI just before the failed N Korea summit.
Nothing to see here clearly

BBC News - Cheollima Civil Defense: Group claims raid on North Korea’s embassy

I find it highly doubtful the North Koreans have anything as advanced as “computers”. Fake news! :lou_wink_2:

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Long and detailed(but you get an infographic😁)

Or for those that want quick and visual, this does the job.

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They kidnapped a Commodore 64 owner back in 1985. He told them how to load Chuckie Egg. It’s been an 8-bit march to nuclear Armageddon ever since.

One can only give thanks that the North Koreans never got hold of an Amiga owner. The damage they could have done with X-COPY alone is incalculable.

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nah would never have come about, they would have been too busy getting balls deep in turrican 2 or chaos engine or become obsessed with trying to beat super nashwan on speedball 2 to think about destroying their real life adversaries.

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You read that to the end I trust

:rofl:

I was going to make a comment about today, but didn’t want to spoil it. Last paragraph is amusing.

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A new night of the long knives, or at least a few days of them, stretched out a bit. Not content with sacking his head of homeland security (by tweet), Trump has now got rid of his secret service director. Doesn’t look like the smartest move to me - after all, if this guy’s in charge of listening in on things he’s quite clearly made for the job.

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Obviously blames them for not getting his Brexit deal through Parliament

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fuck me that guy is like an actual real life ferengi!

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I’d have said he’s definitely an African, not an Indian.

Make of that what you will. :grin:

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Kismet

OK, so it’s not exactly Jesse Owens, but it’s fucking funny.

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Transcribed interview with Noam Chomsky. Spot on, I reckon.

https://www.truthdig.com/articles/noam-chomsky-democrats-may-have-handed-trump-the-2020-election/

https://twitter.com/jaredbkeller/status/1129844700884754433

Gonna be so much material this week.
He’s started already, even before he touched down!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1135453891326238721

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1135453895277203458