:trumpdumb: Trumped!

There is some science that says vitamin D helps the immune system
With the good weather just catch Ray’s. Shirt off shorts on if you have a garden while remembering burn time is usually 20 minutes.

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Tony/Trump…

Americans have been doing this for years apparently.

Basically everyone who lives in a flat is going to get rickets

I saw one of the neighbours on a chair in our car park. Shirt off. Bit odd as we do all have balconies that get sun. He also didn’t sit on the grassy unpaved bit. Just slap bang in the middle.

I quite liked this doctors reaction to the disinfectant suggestion

“It’s a common method that people utilise when they want to kill themselves.”

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I am beginning to suspect Trump is not dumb at all… but simply a very evil cunt. Seriously, its possibly the only explanation for how someone so ridiculous can be anywhere near public office… a conspiracy theorist might argue his random and disgracefully idiotic and dangerous proclamations are designed to ‘euthanise’ and remove elements of US society… after all this virus is predominantly taking out the old, the sick, and disproportionally non-whites. Surely its only a matter of time before Trump declares COVID-19 a matter of public policy ’ I invented it, its a genius thing, a germ that is as smart as me, which I designed to help our economy… taking out the weak and the lazy - We are making America great again.’’

Ahhh Rickets…don’t you just miss those so much…wonderful, tremendous, Rickets. Mark my words…people will be falling over themselves to get them this time next year. :slight_smile:

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Had to look twice :rofl:

Polish news going all in on Twat Trump tonight.

God bless them

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I’m looking forward to what he touts next, here are my odds:

12 Gauge rounds to the face - ‘Kills the virus almost instantly, very new method, exciting method.’ 6/1

Sulphuric acid inhalers - ‘Just as soon as we can get a container it doesn’t melt we’ll have top people trialling it, we’re very close.’ 3/1

Bleed the virus - 'Very small cuts, lot’s of ‘em, all over so the virus can leave the body, I can see how that would work, very exciting.’ 2/1

Fire - 'Heat and light, together, such a tremendous combination, 2 treatments in one, get ‘em inside the body, and maybe even outside, and, you know, I’m not saying that’s what the medical Dr’s are saying but, you know… wink.’ Evens.

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The problem with Trump is that he’s one of the latest of a long line of products coming from a legit cunt factory.

I’ve got my problems with Hillary. She was part of the cunt factory too, but she would have never suggested that her citizens inject themselves with poison.

Low fucking bar to clear, I know.

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Flat Stanley couldn’t get underneath that bar.

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I feel like I’ve used this line before :thinking:

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Could you get under it @pap?

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He could walk under it without crouching :smile::smile:

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It’s about getting over it in this metaphor :smiley:

I must also add that any reference to Flat Stanley practically screams out “I was educated in a comprehensive school in the 20th century”.

Flat little cunt. Gotta love him.

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I went to a grammar school, so could you enlighten me? :thinking: :smile: