:tories: Tories in trouble?

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Did you vote to “take back sovereignty” from Johnny Forriner by any chance?

I didn’t vote either way.

How the holy fuck did the Tories win the tees Valley mayoral contest - taking it from labour??

how bad must the incumbant mayor be

The Tory candidate, Ben Houchin, was the incumbant, He won because he distanced himself from the Tory party, wasn’t even wearing a rosette at the count. Both him and Street the Tory mayor in Brum have to all intentions run as independents.
Labour have won Blackpool in the by-election on a turnout of around 30%, so around 15% of the electorate voted for them. Starmer has declared this an historic, seismic victory! What a deluded cunt!

https://x.com/Vince_Evans1/status/1786233759806734698

Esther McVey, the Minister for Common Sense is getting roasted today for denying she said something she is on video saying. It’s truly amazing what some of these Tory bastards get away with, they really are taking the piss out of us.

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Well, this is awkward

https://x.com/carolvorders/status/1790741599116312590

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World beating

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Thank the deity of your choice that our judiciary are still independent of our out of control Government

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How are you ever going to get back to rules where you can call a spade a spade?

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A Time Machine to the racist/sexist/mysogynistic early ‘70’s?

Fuck off,don’t want you lot coming back and spoling the fun

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And then this

Tory MP Craig McKinley is back in the chamber today after going through a quadruple amputation after contracting sepsis in Sept 23

How do you get you head around that without wallowing in self pity

According to my impeccable sources, election on July 4th, or possibly 11th.

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he literally only has a head left

To most this is cringeworty.
But when i managed a team of different nationalities i used to do this all the time.
This is epic bantz…

https://twitter.com/TomLarkinSky/status/1793608546015490381?t=dHycUdSmEENj2citzPptJA&s=19

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lol. That doesn’t look an ideal audience for little Rishi.

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Little Rishi had a disastrous first day of campaigning, if you look up the word hapless in the dictionary there will be a photo of him there. He went to a distribution warehouse in Derby where there were about 50 workers sat round listening to him, all togged out in hi-viz jackets. He then invited questions from the floor, choosing a guy who asked a tame question about Rwanda. It turned out that the invited questioner was a Tory councillor disguised as a warehouse worker who wasn’t even from the county!

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