Turnip & Cheese Sandwich for the flight tomorrow?
You stupid fvcking imbecile
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Thatās a bit harsh.
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What I wanted to post about the honorless member wouldnāt have been woke
Was looking for a decent Baldric/ turnip meme but couldnāt find one and couldnāt be arsed to make one.
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Shouldda used ChatGPT
ā¦but you couldnāt root one out?
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Youāre going to have a field day with veg puns arenāt you.
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Hope he doesnāt lose the plot
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No more, lads. Youāve had your allotment.
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We need to weed out these bad puns. He canāt be allowed to just plough on.
He has bean warned
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It wasnāt even his turn nip. 
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Heās just raking over old ground
This thread is turning into a harrowing experience
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I think this thread needs to be combined with the joke thread
Or the cricket one.
Iām interested if any of the NZ bowlers can beat Root
I thought that might crop up.
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Thereās a grain of truth in that.
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Oh sod off, that is just so corny
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Amaizeing.